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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Come Visit At Your Own Peril


Yeah it's fuckin hotter' en hell here but what can I say. We are closer in proximity to Hell than any other state. Our State bird is the Fufu Bird. It flies backwards to put it's tail feathers out.

4 comments:

  1. I'd like to say I'm with ya, but here in the north people think it's too hot at 80 degrees. I hope you're air conditioning stays strong. :)

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  2. Your blog rocks! Or perhaps I should say "your blog fuckin' rocks!"

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  3. Weird state bird. I'm still trying to figure out how the seagull is utah's state bird, when there is no sea in utah...

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  4. Blue Faerie - You lucky bitch!! And I say that in a loving way my dear. ummm. Like what's the cost of living up there?
    Deb - Thanks for the fuckin wonderful comment! I live for those, really!
    Brandon - Darlin, I thought by now you might have figured out that Utah was a big fucking landfill. Yeppers, those big floopy shittin birds fly all the way in from Cali's coast just to get a taste of redneck country food.

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let 'er rip

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