Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Waffle time! (You can't touch this.)
Saw this on Pinterest and cracked up! My personal favorite - and by far most useful - being "unicorn hiding behind rock"
I gotta poop yo. Best one eva!
"I gotta poop, yo." Hahahahaha! Love this!
let 'er rip