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Friday, April 13, 2012

Friday Funny

An old man and woman were  married for many years, even though they hated each other. 

Whenever  there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the  night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and  out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your  life!"
 Neighbors feared him.
 They believed he practiced magic  because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.  
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.  To everyone's  relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed  casket at the funeral. 
After the burial, she went straight to the  local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her  neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may  indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of  your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said,

"Let  him dig.  I had him buried face down. 
And I know he won't ask  for directions."


let 'er rip

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