A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of
his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and
completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close
enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche
with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming
hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the
day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried
to make it new again, would never be the same.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief,
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed
when the truck hit you!"
"OHH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. . . "My Rolex!"