Yeah, this is how I look and feel right now. David just told me his week long vacation starts on Monday. yay!
Anywho, I am in the throws of WTF. I need to make a looooooong list of shit for him to do in order to stay out of my way and above all not bother me. Maybe pulling weeds. Otherwise, I may have to invest in duct tape and lots and lots of rope.
NO!!! REALLY!!!
I'm not kidding here. I am totally serious about this.
If the sexy beast asks me just once where do I want this or that item put, I WILL HURT HIM, bad, and it won't be pretty. Also, there will not be any daytime crap TV. Just sayin . . .
4 comments:
assign a task a day. it works for me!
Run, David, run!
Show no mercy!!
Awww, no, show mercy. Let him go to a movie or spend a day drinking beer or flick his wiener a couple of times. I don't know, but be kind.
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