Lawyer Joke

A  very  successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of

his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

  As   he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and

completely tore off the driver's door.  Fortunately, a cop was close

enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche

with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming

hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the

day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried

to make it new again,  would never be the same. 

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief,

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." 

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. 

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?  It was severed

when the truck hit you!"

  "OHH, MY GOD!"  screamed the lawyer. . .   "My Rolex!"