David and I were talking and reading our mail after dinner as usual when he he came out and asked about getting me a ladies tool kit. I was looking at one of my many catalogs that I get in the mail every day by the truck load, yes I'm a fucking catalog whore, so what! Any ways the conversation went sorta, kinda like this...
David: Sweetie, look a ladies tool kit just for you.
Holds up the catalog picture directly into my face. I nudge it away and continue reading.
Me: I don't need a tool kit, I already have one.
David: What??! Your wooden clip clops and any dinner knife within reach?
Me: Yes my "wooden shoes" and (
See photo of my tool kit) a dinner knife! They work quite nicely, thank you very much. But if you think I need that pink tool kit then go and knock yourself out.
Next thing I know I got a pink tool set via FedEx. Proceeds go to fight breast cancer when you buy any
pink tool kit. Please check it out. It's for a great cause and besides all us bitches need great tools,.
4 comments:
Hahaha! you made me laugh so badly! LOL! Fantastic pink toolkit youve got for sure!
My boyfriend's mom bought one of them. He was working on something one day and told me "I'd take a picture but all we have are these obnoxious pink tools that my mom thinks are cute."
My first thought was...oh that is just silly... real women don't need pink tools. Then I clicked through to the web site. I let out a little squee of delight at the pink cordless drill. :::hangs head in shame::::
Awesomely cute.....but I think my other tool kit would be envious....you know, The Husband.
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