A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
3 comments:
I needed a great joke like that this morning -- thanks! And yeehaw!
LOL - awesome!
Damn Texans. Except Matthew McConahay (sp?). I can't wait to see his Texas ass in Magic Mike. 5 of us girls are going out to watch....then we're hitting a drag queen joint after. Can you put up a post to start collecting bail money please?
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