Monday Morning Shit to Warp Your Mind

This is one of my favorite holiday seasons besides Halloween. Why, you ask? Silly question. It's because this is my most favorite time to give my oven a workout. Yes. Yes, it is. It's the time of the season that I love as you all know.

I have two dozen rum balls rumming, 1 pan of frozen brownies waiting to be thawed and frosted, two rum cakes fermenting, and enough rolls of frozen cookie dough to feed the world, cha cha cha!

Meanwhile on the Jerry Springer Show

Other than that David is home for the week. As long as I can keep him from watching trashy TV like Jerry Springer or the Syfy channel, yes, the Syfy channel. Oh you say why the fucking Syfy channel? Well this is why! The movies that are on during the day are just plain awful! Yes! Yes, they are! It's like these actors are so fucking bad. I told David once that the actors on these lousy movies are porno has beens' that can't do porn anymore because of fourteen year old's that have taken over their place. Now he watches the movies to see if he can identify someone.

Here are a few of the titles of these block buster movies.

Mongolian Death Worm

Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpents

Stonados

Sharktopus

Piranahaconda

Yeah pathetic, I know. What can I say.

Oh! This is for all of you. 

Vickie from http://www.aoibhealslair.com/ asked me what comment total am I at now for this little comments contest I'm having. Well Vickie, your last comment was #2531. Which means I'm at #2534 as of this blogging time. Yeppers, we are not even fucking close to the 5000 comments that I want to get to before the end of this year. I might just have to call it off because only five people comment and I get like 20 to 25 looks a day. That's just plain pitiful. I'm going to have to think about this for a bit. I really don't want to call off a contest because of only 5 comments a day.  

Well, I have to get ready for my doctor's appointment. Later I'm making David take me to dinner. I'll be blogging all week with my usual memes and then on Friday I'll be talking with you again.