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A good ol' East Texas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat," pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from East Texas a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"
5 comments:
A great Texas joke.
the Ol'Buzzard
Hahahahahaha!
:-)
Not as embarrassing as the real life guy who found snail imprints on a rock and claims it was evidence of Noah's flood: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fossils-noah-ark-flood-texas_us_56edaecde4b084c67220724c
Thanks for the link. I saw it and it never amazes me how stupid bible thumpers are. He actually believes that Noah's dirt in in his back yard. What a dip-shit.
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