Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blonds 3
I had to post this after David left for work. It was too funny not to.
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
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Monday, January 3, 2011
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