Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blonds 3
I had to post this after David left for work. It was too funny not to.
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
6 comments:
ROFL, thanks for sharing
tee hee hee! I'm so glad I don't fly, because the thought of those asshats seeing my bits and pieces makes me wanna curl up in a corner and rock.
baha ha hahaha!!!
Now that made me laugh out loud! Hilarious.
*g*
(I *am* a natural blond, and most of my body hair is pretty much black... ^^)
(And now that I got that disturbing image into your head, I can leave. My work is done.)
That was great - Thanks -
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