Oy!! I'm Back!

First off I would like to thank all my readers and friends for the well wishes. Y'all are so sweet. Yes my name is Patricia but I like to use my middle name Leeanna for this blog. Right now it's a bit of work getting around but I'm walking and still  sore from the fall.

Yes, my fat ass fell on the evening of Jan 1st. I was closing the drapes to keep out the cold in the media room before bedtime and my left ankle got wrapped up in the wire from the little heater we use to keep the puppies warm in that room. Well I took one step and was down on the floor screaming in pain. I landed on my left knee and the impact dislocated it. David called an ambulance because there was no way we could try to make it to the car. So I was in the ER at 9:45 at night all doped up with pain killers and no place to go. They called my Orthopedic doctor in and he said the only way to fix it was surgery.

My new walker

So I was in the hospital up until this morning. David broke me out of the joint. What a way to start a new year. It sucks stinky canal water because I'm back to walking with the walker and my leg feels like it was pulled off at the knee. Thank the Goddess for great pain killers. What I really am thankful for is all the well wishes. Thanks soooooooooo much. Y'all are the best!

Duh, Duuh, Duuieeh?

The other day I was waiting for my final checkup appointment at my Dentist's office. My dentist shares office and waiting room space with her hubby a doctor. So when they open up the dentist office side, then  the whole place is opened. But the doctor's side doesn't really open for business until 08:30 in the morning. Well some young guy came in. He bypassed the front desk and walked in a hurry to the back of the doctor's office next door. The doctor's office was not opened yet. No one was there. He comes all the way back and walks up to me in the main waiting room of the dentist's office.
First off I was not in the mood to talk to anyone. Second, if you are bothering me and you get pissed at me or just plain sarcastic when talking to me, I will tear your fucking head off and feed it to your ass.

The Guy: Is this Dr So and So's office? (pissed and kinda in a hurry)
Me: Uh no. (I didn't look up from my Sony Reader)
The Guy: Well do you know where it is? (kinda sarcastic)
Me: No. Do you have his number on your cell? (still reading, kinda sarcastic back at him)
The Guy:YES (kinda snooty)

Me: (looking him dead in the eye and being snooty back at him) Well then call his office and find out where the hell you have to go. It's just simple common sense, dude.

Idiot whipped out his cell and started dialing. Then left while on the phone. Gave me a nasty look but never said anything else to me. WTF did he think I was?  Geeeeze, you would think this guy would have asked where the office is, or looked it up on his computer when he made the appointment to start with.
What an asshole.