Wet Dog Wednesday

Tickle Me Tuesday

***Jack Daniels Fishing Story ***

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Crazy Witch's Daybook

My Mood:  It's been a weird weekend to say the least. I feel wasted and now I'm just climbing out of it. I think it was the time change for sure because even the dogs were sleeping all day Sunday. By Sunday afternoon I felt like I lost the whole day. I kept asking David if it was Saturday. It felt like a fucking fog was in my head. Spring is coming. That's it.

What Happened over the weekend:  Well David finally got the building bug and started on the lattice for the roses. He made about two or was it three trips to Home Desperate ... I can't seem to remember.

He painted the frame and now just has to hammer it to the lattice and then screw it to the house in the garden. I ordered the climbing roses Sunday morning, and some sweet peas and creeping phlox. This garden is gonna look fine as frog hair split four ways, I just hope we get the plants soon and not next year.

It was a loud night on Saturday into Sunday morning. We had a storm front that decided to land right smack dab over us and wake us up with a thunderous vibrating boom Sunday morning. Not only that but the Mexican Boyz to Men across the street were having a "who can sing the best karaoke Mexican love songs while drunk off their ass contest" in their garage. The door was closed mind you but it was still loud and very off key. They were murdering music. It sounded like "The Gong Show". Yeah, Google it you youngins. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'll wait.

What's Going On This Morning: Well Before I started blogging this morning several things fired up my brain.

One was the Cardinals at the Vatican will start picking a new Pope very soon. So on that note may I say I hope that Father Guido Sarducci has a chance this time around. He is after all "a Pretty Nice Guy".

Another thing was I must have done something to my laptop when I shut it down last night. I woke up and all my icons were PPpffffffftt*. A fucking Zombie Laptop! I had nothing! Just the wallpaper of a tranquil beach*sigh*. I tried everything to get them back; nothing worked. I was so fucking pissed at myself. So I preformed a Go Back all the way to Saturday. went and made coffee and then came back. The laptop was still in Go Back sequence. Damn!

So I cleaned house, I mean picked up puppy toys from all over the house. Took the puppies outside, came back in and it finally finished. Then the antivirus needed to run because my laptop "went back in time" as it were. So I ran that monster and it finally finished when I came back from exercising. One hour and forty five minutes later I had my icons back - YES!!! I almost felt like shooting it. I grabbed another refill in my coffee mug and here I am back to Abby Normal.

Another thing was that I had a wild hair up my ass to watch Walking Dead this morning while the laptop was on backup. David has the DVR set up to tape a lot of our favorite shows and WD is one of them.

I hope that when the Governor dies it's Michonne that kills him. I would love to see that happen. The woman is awesome the way she welds that Katana. I think that's why I like reading Chloe Neill books. Her bad ass Vampires fight with Katanas. And by the way I am reading her "House Rules" book now. I love Merit in the continuing series of the Chicagoland Vampires.

I also heard in the news that you are now able to take sports equipment like hockey sticks, golf clubs, etc on board a plane. Yep something to beat other obnoxious and/or drunk passengers with when they bother you while in flight. To bad the flight attendants can't carry tasers.


Well I have absofuckinglutely nothing else to do today except go play around on Pogo.com and then Pinterest and waste my life. Have a great day my lovely minions.

Funny Religious Shit

I Hate Spiders Saturday

Belated Blog Award Thank You

Last year I was given The One Lovely Blog award by Vickie over at her blog Aoibheal's Lair. I know it's late in thanking her for it but everyone who follows me knows I have been out of sorts with my surgeries on my left knee.

So Vickie, Thank you for this great award. Sorry I won't be doing any of the things that come with this award because they are the same as the award she gave me yesterday.

So Thank you darlin. I do appreciate it very much.

I Got An Award

OY!!   This morning I woke up to a very sweet fellow blogger's comment that she nominated me for The Versatile Blogger Award. Amy, over at Realm of a Green Witch stuck it to me this time.
AMY, I'll get you for doing this to me!! AHAHAHAHAA! No, really, Amy I love getting awards because it shows that I'm loved and you had nobody else that you knew to lay this on. 

The rules for this award are stated below. But I can't give this out to 15 other bloggers because they've been given this award by others on the hit list. So I'll tone it down to a few five sorry souls that deserved to be recognized.

The Rules of The Versatile Blogger Award are: 

1-Display the award logo on your blog.

2-Thank and link back to the person who nominated you.

3-State 7 things about yourself.

4-Nominate 5 other bloggers for this award.

5-Notify these bloggers of the nomination by linking to one of their specific posts so that they get notified by ping back.


Let's see ... 7 things about me:
1. I love rainy weather. Even if it's just misty outside I love it.
2. I'm very OCD about bugs being inside my house. Lucky for me there haven't been any for a few years.
3. I love surfing the internet looking for new innovative products. I then email my sexy beast/husband and he decides weather we should get it or not.
4. I love looking at furniture catalogs like Crate and Barrel and Pottery Barn. I can get great ideas for new room designs by looking at them.
5. I have no family members on my side living within a 500 mile radius of where I live. Which makes for a very lonely life.
6. I love taking all day road trips on the weekends.
7. I would give anything to live in or even visit Europe again. I miss it.

Nominate 5 bloggers for this award:
Okay I spilled my guts out for all to see. Eewww!  So now it's time to release the hounds and go after some other bloggers that I love so well. Stop by and read their blogs. They are all very interesting. 

Brandon over at My Own Private Idaho

TheBlakkDuchess over at Absynthe & Arsenic

Vickie over at Aoibheal's Lair

Geekwitch over at Dreaming of Rosemary

Debra over at She Who Seeks