Shit Just Got Real!

Yesterday Lucy scared a squirrel and chased it up a tree. Something strange happened after that. All the squirrels were running over to my other neighbors back yard.

My neightbor has no pets so I was wondering what was going on. What I saw and took pictures of will make the hair on the back of your neck stand straight up. It gave me chills just watching. I was able to snap a few pictures quietly without them seeing or hearing me.

Something like a dozen or so were busy undergoing what looked like training exercises. Some were dressed in army like gear. They had guns and shit. Just look!!!

Oh Shit!! We're fucked now!

Just A Smattering Of What's Going On Today.

Whew! What a busy morning! I watered the lawn and gardens. Started a wash load of jeans and while that was doing the jig in the washer I ran a couple of errands. One to mail off some packages and the other to put money in the bank.

I was so fast that the wash load was on the rinse cycle when I got back. I think that's like 15 or 20 minutes. Damn I'm good!

Lucy was terrorizing squirrels this morning while I was watering the garden. She was sitting in between the rose bushes that sit around the pecan tree. She was watching me and

 a squirrel came running around the tree. It saw Lucy and I swear to the Goddess that I heard  that squirrel scream. 

Lucy took off after it and they both ran for the pecan tree in my next door neighbors yard.

She never caught it but that squirrel was up in the tree chittering "bitch I'll cut you next time." Pretty sure of it. That was one scared pissed off critter.

David just got home for lunch and want's me to follow him to the dealership for his truck. His ABS light keeps blinking. Have a great day. Ciao y'all.

Funny Religious Shit

Friday Funny

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,  'Hello?'  'Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'  'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'  After a brief pause,  Daddy says,  'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'  'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'  Brief Pause.  'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'  'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'  A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.  'I did it, Daddy.'  'And what happened, honey?'  'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.  Then, she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'  'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'  'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' Long Pause  Longer Pause  Even Longer Pause  Then Daddy says,  'Swimming pool? ...........  Is this 486-5731?'  No, I think you have the wrong number ...

A New Blog You Need To Go See - Seriously!

thugkitchen.com

Oh Fuck a duck! I have to tell y'all what I saw yesterday on one of my favorite blogs.

Annabelle over at Don't make it like I'm dumb posted about a blogger on Tumbler that is all about eating healthy. There's a lot of great healthy recipes and it's a funny as shit blog.

You have to go and check out the Thug on Thug Kitchen.
I mean it! This is great! Don't forget to read the FAQs page. It's funny as shit.

Tax Time Again

Yepper's! For all you procrastinating fuckers out there, it's tax time again. Some of you got busy at the end of January and got your taxes done early like David and I - smart. 

Some of you are waiting for Monday to roll around because you love the stress and pressure of doing taxes at the last damned second.

Well I have a new EZ form for you that will make your Tax time much less painless.

This form is for all of you that owe less than $10 million.

Now isn't this easy?

Then there is the 10K9 form for pet deductions.

Remember, pets are people too.

But don't worry, this will all blow over soon enough.

Wet Dog Wednesday

Insomniacs R Us

Insomnia is kicking my ass again. I need to figure out why I can't get any sleep at night.
I've tried everything in the book and then some. Nothing seems to work.

So I've been doing house work in the hopes that it would make me tired enough to get some sleep.

But I have just too much energy flowing through me. It's like I tapped into some kind of energy field and I can't stop buzzing.

I did three loads of laundry last night. I dusted, swept (vacuuming is too loud and I don't want to wake David because he has to work), mopped, cleaned the bathroom, found long lost dog toys that Lucy hid from Spunky, cleaned the refrigerator, and even baked four dozen cookies I had from the freezer that I made up two weeks ago. Shit! I even made a loaf of sour dough bread.

Then I decided to do some cooking for part of the week.  I made potato salad, meat balls for spaghetti, and even some fried chicken.

David woke up at 5am this morning to a clean house and some fine smells from the kitchen.

I accomplished a lot of things last night and I feel great from it. But doing all that shit never made me tired. I still feel energetic right now. So I guess I'll go outside an pull weeds and transplant some creeping phlox and sweet peas. 

Please don't worry about me. I'll hit that wall soon enough. It's been three nights without sleep so I'm guessing tonight I'll finally get some sound sleep, Goddess willing.  

Y'all have a magical day.