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Monday, March 12, 2012

Okay, I'm back Again

Yes I just love to torture you all to hell and back. I've been out with bronchitis which nearly got my fat fluffy ass thrown into the hospital with pneumonia. David started it. He gave me his cold. The shit.

Wicked little CO2 BB Gun
Anywho, I'm back in full swing. I am also making David buy me a CO2 BB gun as compensation so I have something to do with my time outside this spring. Like shooting these fucking plant up-rooting squirrels!

I caught two of the little fuckers digging up my brand new tomato plants. These bastids are looking for all the pecans they buried before the winter. So now they think anything in the garden or in a planter pot is a possible hiding place.

I also did a great deal of thinking while I was coughing up a lung and my spleen. I thought about all the things I wished I could have done or wanted to do when I was younger. I also thought about the things I hate and love and evil plans. So in upcoming blog entries I will be writing about these things. Therefore you will be forced to read them all ... BWAAAHAHAAhaahaaahaahahahahaaa,snort. sorry.

5 comments:

  1. Well, seems like you're back in fine form! Squirrels beware.

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  2. Glad you are feeling better, goodness! BTW... I have nominated you for an award :)
    http://keltikmystique.blogspot.com/2012/03/versatile-blogger-award-yay.html

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  3. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't kill the squirrels!!!!!!!!

    Yours is the second post I've read today about the shoulda coulda woulda thoughts. I can't wait for the upcoming posts getting more specific.

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  4. Shooting squirrels with a BB gun? That's just sick and wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking of doing that.

    You don't want a BB gun, you want a .22 rifle or pistol. Get some subsonic ammunition so it won't annoy the neighbors, if you have any.

    If the noise still bothers them, you can always get a silencer. You live in Texas, they're still allowed there. The tax money to the Feds for one is most fun you'll ever get for paying taxes.

    Terminate those bushy tailed rats with extreme prejudice.

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    1. OMG!!! You are so sweet. I really wanted to get a 22 with a silencer but my husband is such a big baby. He has no sense of adventure.

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let 'er rip

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