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Friday, June 27, 2014

Why Me!


Yeah, this is how I look and feel right now. David just told me his week long vacation starts on Monday. yay!   
Anywho, I am in the throws of WTF. I need to make a looooooong list of shit for him to do in order to stay out of my way and above all not bother me. Maybe pulling weeds. Otherwise, I may have to invest in duct tape and lots and lots of rope.
NO!!!  REALLY!!!
I'm not kidding here. I am totally serious about this.

If the sexy beast asks me just once where do I want this or that item put, I WILL HURT HIM, bad, and it won't be pretty. Also, there will not be any daytime crap TV. Just sayin . . .



4 comments:

  1. assign a task a day. it works for me!

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  2. Awww, no, show mercy. Let him go to a movie or spend a day drinking beer or flick his wiener a couple of times. I don't know, but be kind.

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let 'er rip

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