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Thursday, December 27, 2018

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My sick, sick husband sent this to me in an email yesterday. This is just all kinds of wrong going on here. This is what I get for letting David talk on the phone during the holidays with my brother, Zomby Woof for just a couple of seconds. That's all it takes. My brother is a deranged individual. He gives David subliminal psychotic suggestions when they talk on the phone. YES! Yes, he does. Then I have to put up with this crazy shit for weeks on end until it leaves David's system. It's utter chaos in this house until David returns to his normal mild-mannered self. This is what I have to put up with:

14 comments:

The JR said...

Oh my goodness. It is funny. But, who thinks up things like that?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Mmmm, pot roast!

Theresa said...

LOL!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Isn't roast pig common for the holidays? This made me laugh so much thank you for that. I hope good things come your way because you unknowingly spread a lot of happiness over the last few days. I shared your YouTube clip of the kids telling the Christmas story and it was a huge hit, I had many family and friends giggling over that, I also put it up in a site I am on and people said it brightened up their holiday. Since you helped spread joy, I openly finds you on days you need it most. :)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

That was supposed to say "I hope joy finds you on days you need it most" I also hope they invent a spell check that doesn't constantly frustrate me!

Leanna said...

Sick deranged husbands and brother. That's who. It had to be a man that did this.

Leanna said...

More like roast pork or roasted ham for Christmas dinner.

Leanna said...

Spell check was invented to drive people insane. That's why I don't use it. I don't need the help.

Leanna said...

Awwwww. Thanks so much for the complement Just the fact that I make people happy is enough to make me smile all day. Screw my happy pills.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I don't use the spell check either, it automatically changes words whenever it feels like it, that's where the frustration builds from, it even changes what I am trying to say sometimes, grrrrrr... lol.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahahahahaha!!!

anne marie in philly said...

bwhahahahahahahahahahaha! I LOVE sick humor like this!

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! I can't stop laughing! LOL! Thank you! Big Hugs!

Ol'Buzzard said...

We are carnivores by nature, why should we expect any better of our alter egos?
the Ol'Buzzard

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