I must have some sort of electrical field build up inside me. I used to work for GTE back in the 70's. I did repair work for the company repairing mistakes, broken wires and such. It was mainly communications equipment for AT&T and the government before the big phone electronics breakup back then. Anywho, I had to wear a grounding band all the time or I would kill stuff with the heavy current running through me. I can't even wear a battery-powered watch unless it's wrapped in a velcro cloth band and the watch outer body is completely plastic. Well, this morning I just killed the vacuum cleaner. I turned it on and it went, POOF, just like that. It happened when I touched the on button. There was a bit of a cloud of smoke and I got a bit of a buzz because I was touching a part of the metal that supports the upright. It was a nice buzz too. Jolted through my arm but good. Well, the thing is on the back porch for David to see. I may have to go around the house wearing a grounding bracelet for a while. Maybe I should ask the Goddess to clear the field and take the excess energy. Yeah, give her a good buzz.
On a brighter note, Saturday is our 17 wedding anniversary. We won't be doing anything or going anyplace because well, possible gun owners. But otherwise, I will be pondering about what the fuck happened to me? Just last week we were standing in front of one of David's fishing buddies and judge friend and next thing you know it's 17 fucking years later. What the fuck happened? How is that possible? Where did the time go? Is this what married life is like? You get married and become brain dead. Seriously! WTF!?!
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Even though I call Alex my hubby, we're not married, so I guess I won't be brain dead for a while lol...Happy Anniversary! I think staying together is a great accomplishment these days in the era of disposable everything! So you are electric? Reminds me of this reggae song...Yellowman I think was the artist. "I met ooman, she say: Don't a touch me, I electric, and if you touch me, I maybe shock you." :)
Wow, that's bad. I'd like to be able to shock a couple of people I know with a super power like that.
Happy anniversary.
after 27 years, I'mma totes brain dead. but happy anniversary anyway, lovebirds!
you better stay away from the appliances; they are haunted.
Wow! You and Harry Dresden - both hard on electrical stuff. Myself - I can't wear a wind up watch but nothing as cool as (or possibly as annoying depending on who has to deal with what) as that. Happy 17. Honestly, next thing you know it's going to be 30 and you'll still be asking WTF.
For Christ sake stay inside during lightning storms.
I have been married for 35 years and it only seems like yesterday.
the Ol'Buzzard
I have a friend here who is the same way...lights flick off and on, computers do weird stuff.
try 43 years. could have should have (sometimes I think) bailed more than once but no, I stuck it out. at this point who wants the trouble of starting over?
I've come here for a bit of sanity <3
I used to carry excess electricity when I lived with a boyfriend whose flat was near a power station. Nothing was safe from me!!! Sometimes it happens here and I think it's to do with being plugged into the earth's energetic field!
Happy Anniversary.
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