Tagged, Who Me???

While I was vegging out the past few weeks I was tagged by Keltik. Yeppers, I got tagged. Oh woe is me. Now I have to tell a bit more about my boring ass self. This could be ugly so right now anything I say cannot and will not be used against me in a court of law and all that other legal shit.


The rules are:
1. Post the rules.
2. You must post 11 random things about yourself.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post.
4. Create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
5. Go to their blog and tell them that you tagged them.
6. No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this. You have to legitimately have to tag 11 people.


Mmkay, 11 things about me, random of course.


1. Both David and I are Libras. We think as if we were twins. We don't fight like most couples because of this little quark. We also finish each others sentences. Freaky, I know!


2. I didn't get my drivers license until I was 28. While I was taking the driving portion with the County Mounty, reflecting sunglasses and the hat and everything including attitude and crap. He was busy writing on his clip board and told me to make a right turn right NOW. I was doing about 15mph and the turn was enough for him to loose his glasses, hat and temper in less than 2 seconds. Hey he told me to turn, I turned. If he didn't pay attention it was his fault. But I got my license anyways.


3. I loved Chemistry in college. It gave me a crazy love for baking and making up recipes. David is usually my taste tester. I want the puppies to live so I never let them try anything until David gives the thumbs up.


4. I love my puppies. They are like children in fuzzy pj's with a speech impediment. They have the quirkiest personalities. They always come to me for something and I just tell them to go ask their daddy(David) and they actually run to him. We will sometimes play this game back and forth until they get tired of us and start barking.


5. I suffer from anxiety attacks when I go out alone and/or sometimes with David. I start to shake on the inside really bad. I hate going shopping because of this so I buy most of the things I need from the internet. David now does the grocery shopping because of it.


6. I love to draw and paint. But I won't do it anymore because I'm afraid of someone commissioning something for me to do for them and it will turn out awful. Guess it falls under the anxiety thing I have.


7. I love to drive fast. You might say I have my "low level pilot's license". When David and I go on road trips, he tends to fall asleep. That gives me my chance to run her up to 120 or more. I have done 136 in New Mexico on my way to Cloud Croft. It was fucking awesome!!


8. I suffer from insomnia really bad. I will go 4 or 5 nights without sleep. Then when it's time I will sleep for 24 hours without waking up.


9. I don't drink or smoke anymore. It's been 10 years.


10. I love Pinterest.com . It's like Fantasy Football for women. Bad thing about it is that when you start looking at all the pretty things on that site, you forget about space and time. Before you know it, 4 hours have passed.


11. I am certified crazy. Yeppers, I'm totally schitzoid to the max and have papers to prove it. David knows but he doesn't care cause he says it makes life interesting.


Mmkay, now I have to answer  Keltik's questions.
1.   What is your favorite Season? 
I love spring because that is my time to plant all my flowers.

2.   What is your favorite childhood memory? 
When we were stationed in Germany. My sister and brothers went walking near the orchards of the German farmers. My sister and I were the lookouts and the boys would climb the trees and throw apples and peaches to us to put in our aprons. One day the farmer came out and my sister and I took off running when we saw the gun he was carrying. We didn't tell the boys and they got shot with rock salt in the butt. They couldn't sit for days.

3.   What is your dream vacation?
OMG!!! two weeks in Fiji. No worries, no cares about money.

4.   Who is your favorite fictional character?
Hmmmm, it would have to be Merit from the Chicagoland Vampire novels by Chloe Neill. Merit is a tough little shit when she's fired up. She's crazy in love with her maker, hates her father, loves her grandfathers meatloaf. And she's a chocoholic.

5.   Who was your favorite teacher, and why? 
Prof. McCort. She was my Anatomy and Physiology teacher in college. She made coming to class fun.

6.   Do you have a favorite comfort item;what is it?
I have a fake fur blanket that will fit a king sized bed that I love to snuggle in on really icy cold days. Sucker cost me $600 but it's well worth it. It's a fake fur snow leopard.

7.   If you could be reincarnated as another living creature (non-human) what would
      you be?
I'd be a Boston Terrier.They are so cute and childlike.

8.   Did you have a reoccurring dream as a child; if so, what was it?
Not really.

9.   If you could have any career you wanted, what would it be?
Fighter pilot. "I feel the need for speed!"


10. Do you have a phobia; what is it?
I have several but one is that I hate roaches and really big spiders.

11. What is your favorite movie?
The Devil Wears Prada




Oky Doky Smoky. 11 questions for the people that I tag are:


1. How many animals (dogs, cats, husbands) do you have currently living with you?
2. Have you ever had feelings that you were in a certain place in another life?
3. If you could live in any era in time, who and where would you be? 
4. What would you do if you had $10 million tax free?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight? why or why not. Explain with charts and grafts please.
6. What are your favorite colors?
7. Have you ever talked your way out of a speeding ticket?
8. If you could have plastic surgery, free of charge, what would you have done?
9. Do you like the sea or lake?
10. What do you collect and display in your home?
11. Have any of your dreams sort of come true?


Now, the one's that I'm tagging are:


1.  http://shewhoseeks.blogspot.com/
2.  http://absynthe-and-arsenic.blogspot.com/
3.  http://dancingspatulawand.blogspot.com/
4.  http://merlinsmistress.blogspot.com/
5.  http://heathens-haven.blogspot.com/
6.  http://southerndysfunction.blogspot.com/
7.  http://southernfrieddoublewide.blogspot.com/
8.  http://www.pardonmyblog.com/
9.  http://bridgetsdaughter5.blogspot.com/
10.http://wiccanwrites.blogspot.com/
11.http://yeahgoodtimes.blogspot.com/

Ready or not y'all are tagged.

A Halloween Meme

I got this little rascal from Ann over at Southern Fried Doublewide. She got it from my other favorite blog Adventures of a Texan Zombie Goddess. So here goes mine.

1. Which urban legend scared the jeebus out of you when you were a kid.

I was scared of scarecrows coming to life. Anyone who had a scarecrow in their yard at Halloween I steered clear of. 

2. Which horror movie has the best premise? 

Saws Series

3. What is the most disappointing "treat" to receive in your bag on Halloween night?

Toothbrushes

4. What's the best non-candy item to receive?

Toys like Vamp teeth that glowed in the dark

5. Did a monster live in your closet as a child?

Yeppers. It lived behind my clothes.

6. Which supernatural creature sent chills up your spine as a kid and still does?

Scarecrows and Zombies

7. Which supernatural creature makes you yawn?

Chucky

8. What's your favorite Halloween decoration?

Spider webs with spiders, and pumpkins with sinister faces

9. If you could be anywhere on Halloween night, where would you be?

The Tower of London

10. What's the scariest book you've read so far this year?
I haven't had any scary books this year

11. Haunted houses or hayrides?

Haunted houses of course

12. Which Stephen King novel/movie would you least like to find yourself trapped in?

Cujo - both the book and the movie

13.Which is creepiest: evil dolls, evil pets, or evil children?

Evil dolls

Movie Meme

I sometimes hate doing Memes but this one caught my eye at Southern Discomfort. Mejis's blog is one of my favorites that I look for each day. I fucking love this woman!

Name a movie you have seen more than 10 times: Practical Magic

Name a movie you have seen multiple times in the cinema: Star Wars

Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a film: I have several ... Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Johnny Depp, Cameron Diaz, Annie Hathaway, Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon and Uma Thurman

Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a film: Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell

Name a film that you can and do quote from:  Monty Python and The Holy Grail.  "She turned me into a newt! 

- A newt? - I got better...”

Name a film musical that you know all of the lyrics to and all of the songs: I hate musicals but Rocky Horror Picture Show was fun.

Name a film that you would recommend everyone to see: Devil Wears Prada

Ever walked out of a film? Yes, Blair Witch Project. It was totally stupid.

Name a film that made you cry in the cinema: Marley & Me. When Marley died I lost it.

Popcorn? Yes. David and I usually share a medium sized popcorn and we also get Cokes.

How often to you go to the cinema? It's very rare for us to go to a movie but when we go it's usually a damned good one.

What's your favorite/preferred genre of film? Comedy or action type film.

What's the first film you remember seeing at the cinema? Bambi, I was 8 years old.

What film do you wish you had never seen? The Fast and The Furious

If you could be any character portrayed in a movie, who would you be? Princess Victoria in Young Victoria

Total number of films you own on DVD and video: About 70 or 80 Not sure cause most are in plastic containers in the media room closet.

Last film you bought: Young Victoria

Last film you watched: Legally Blonde

Five films that mean a lot to you: Practical Magic, Legally Blonde, Marley & Me, The Bone Collector,  and all the Harry Potter movies.