The Good Wife

Mkay. Yesterday I was a really good wifey. I didn't play any April Fools jokes on David at all. Not a single one. I just went about my biz of doing household chores and stuff. To which it drove him bonkers trying not to get pranked by me.

He was like checking every single thing to make sure it wasn't booby trapped in some way. He acted like he was going to defuse a bomb all the time. I had more fun than when I actually set something up for him. Oh I am so fucking evil. I'm going to burn in Christian Hell for this.  I just know it.

A Halloween Meme

I got this little rascal from Ann over at Southern Fried Doublewide. She got it from my other favorite blog Adventures of a Texan Zombie Goddess. So here goes mine.

1. Which urban legend scared the jeebus out of you when you were a kid.

I was scared of scarecrows coming to life. Anyone who had a scarecrow in their yard at Halloween I steered clear of. 

2. Which horror movie has the best premise? 

Saws Series

3. What is the most disappointing "treat" to receive in your bag on Halloween night?

Toothbrushes

4. What's the best non-candy item to receive?

Toys like Vamp teeth that glowed in the dark

5. Did a monster live in your closet as a child?

Yeppers. It lived behind my clothes.

6. Which supernatural creature sent chills up your spine as a kid and still does?

Scarecrows and Zombies

7. Which supernatural creature makes you yawn?

Chucky

8. What's your favorite Halloween decoration?

Spider webs with spiders, and pumpkins with sinister faces

9. If you could be anywhere on Halloween night, where would you be?

The Tower of London

10. What's the scariest book you've read so far this year?
I haven't had any scary books this year

11. Haunted houses or hayrides?

Haunted houses of course

12. Which Stephen King novel/movie would you least like to find yourself trapped in?

Cujo - both the book and the movie

13.Which is creepiest: evil dolls, evil pets, or evil children?

Evil dolls

Fun With Tarot Cards

I was reading some of my favorite blogs this morning and I chanced to drop by Diandra's blog That Witch Is True. Have some fun today my minions, and see what Tarot card represents you. It's easy and the link is below.

You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, 

beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home 
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Clean Meter

I was over at this blog called http://www.contentunrelated.com/ this weekend. This dude is sick, crazy, and weird, sorta like me but he's funny as shit and you guys should really check him out. Oh he lives for comments so please comment on his blog. Mejis is the one who turned me on to him. Well not a real turn on, just showed me to his blog and shit.

Jeeeeze!! Anywho, I found this cool Clean Meter on his blog and he got it from http://www.lostinidaho.me/ which is another sick twisted blogger like me. Check it out! I should be in jail. I made a sexual solicitation ahahahahhahaaa. I'm such a blogger whore. Fuck, I really have to bring up the profanity shit a bit. Who the fuck did I insult!  8 times too! This is total shit. What does Clean Meter know anyways. But if you want to know, just clean  out my shitty blog name where it says Enter website below, and try your blog title. It's fun, safe, clean, and soooo full of shit! Have fun my dear sick readers.

Clean Meter™ helps decide if it is safe to visit a website. Protect yourself by checking a site BEFORE you view it. Enter Website:    HTTP://CANWEHAVEANEWWITCHOURSMELTED.BLOGSPOT.COM/ Detailed Report: Sexual references: 3 References to sexual clothing: 2 Sexual solicitation: 1 Crude anatomical references: 3 Sexual profanity: 16 Vulgarity: 23 Sexual orientation terms: 1 Insults: 8 References to deity: 1 Profanity/swearing: 2 Internet Safety Tip: Place your computer in a high traffic area such as the kitchen or family room rather than in your child's bedroom.

This is so Funny

Just got back from Sloopy's (Linda's) blog. She's doing some fun things with names. If you want to try it go see herblog and have a bit of fun this morning. BTW, my new name is Tootsie Chickendunkin, according to the name game she has going on. So go check her out my minions.