Funny Friday

 A group of women were at a seminar on "How to live in a loving relationship with your husband."

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" 

All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered "today", some "yesterday", some couldn't remember.   

They were then asked to take their cell phones; Text your husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

They were then told to exchange phones and read aloud the text message responses.
                

Here are some of the replies:
                

1.  Who is this?
                

2.  Mother of my children, are you sick?
                

3.  I love you too. Who is this ?
                

4.  What now?  Did you wreck the car again?
                

5.  I don't understand, what do you mean?
                

6.  What did you do now? How much did you spend ?
                

7.  Please repeat !?
                

8.  Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
                

9.  Am I dreaming?  Or is this John; brother in law? JOKE ?
                

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will get hurt!
                

11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
                

12. Your mother is coming, isn't she?? I knew it! 

I Got An Award

SQUEEEEEEEE!!
I've won a new award!!
Yes!!  Yesterday. I love awards. Makes me all warm n' fuzzy inside out and all. Wait, ummm, that sounds a bit demented to some degree. Oh well. The one person who bestowed this award upon my fluffy ass is none other than  A Daft Scots lass. Thank you Lass. I first read her blog when I was doing the July Blog Challenge. you learn quite a bit about people doing those thangs.

Anywho, I need to tell seven thingys about myself and then pass this bugger off to seven more well deserving lost souls out there in the blogoshere. Please don't try this at home. I'm a professional. So here goes.

1. I'm an ex-Army brat. Traveled the world and loved every minute of it. The most fun I had was when we were stationed in Germany for three years.
2. I hate my mother. She's a heartless, cold, unfeeling bitch. Sorry if that sounds awful to you but it's the absolute truth and if you had a mother like mine you would agree completely, I'm sure.
3. I'm a Pinterestaholic. Yes, yes I am. I can't just go and look around in Pinterest. I have to pin everything in sight. It's a terrible sickness. But it's my lot in life.
4. I'm a Walking Dead fanatic. I think I would have a fucking zombiegazmic episode if I got to be a Walker on the show. 
5. I fucking love to bake. My favorite thing is baking bread on cold days when I make vegetable soup for dinner. But cookies are good too. I love making my macadamia nut cookies. Ohhhh yeah!
6. I'm a clean nut. I have to have a clean house or I feel worthless. but lately I've had to put things on hold because of my health. I'm just ichin' to clean house
7. I tend to put others before myself. Yes, it's a thankless job. It has cost me my health so it's not a really good thing to do.

Okay the seven bloggers that I'm giving this award to are...

40 and Loving It

Airing My Dirty Laundry

Aoibheal's Lair

Chaos in Curls

Dreaming of Rosemary

Merlin's Magical Mistress

She Who Seeks

Feeling OK For Now

Well, first I have to say thank you all for the Get Well wishes. Makes my heart sing. I'm feeling a bit better but I won't really know if the Facet Injections worked for at least until next week. It takes a while for this stuff to work

I had Bilateral Facet Injections meaning I had an injection on both sides of the L4-L5 of my lower back. I have an appointment on the 20th of September with my pain doctor who did them. Then we will know if I will need more injections or not.

Yesterday I was really out of it. The surgical nurses gave me something to calm my nerves and bring the pain down to a manageable level. It finally wore off about 2 am this morning. I mean to tell y'all, nurses know all the great drugs. I was seeing double and I don't even remember David driving me home, the drugs were that good.

Right now the pain in my back is minimal but they told me to not go full assed ballistic with house work or heavy lifting. Not feeling like I want to at this point in time. I just want to take it easy and wait to see what happens next month.

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Quick Note

Sorry for not getting anything out on my blog today but I've been running errands and pre-registering for surgery tomorrow. I'm letting you all know that I may be out until possibly Wednesday. Right now my back pain is a real muther! So I'm off to lie down for a while with an ice pack and pain meds.

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