But I get even with him. I have my ways. I swear it's a childish game between the two of us. My brother says we were made for each other because of the silly things we do. David is not fond of my revenge tactics though.
Like the one time I put a strip of clear tape around the sprayer head on the kitchen sink so that when he turned on the water he got sprayed. Or the time I glued the wheels of his desk chair to the floor and he fell out of it when he tried to move. Or when I put black tape over the laser on the bottom of his computer mouse and the cursor on his screen wouldn't move. It took him almost and hour to figure that one out. I also fixed his screen one day when he went to the front door to answer the door bell. He came back and everything on his computer screen was backwards and upside down. Oh the things I do to that poor hubby of mine. ˙ɹǝʇɐן noʎ ןןıʞ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ pןnoʍ ı uǝɥʇ ʇnq˙˙˙ uʍop ǝpısdn puɐ spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ noʎ ʍoɥ noʎ ʍoɥs pןnoɔ ı Oh I'm such a bad, bad girl.