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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Wow Honey, New Sex Toys

I decided to go shopping at the grocery store, HEB today with David. Since I was having back trouble, I haven't been able to do the shopping for the house. That means David gets the grocery list and does it. He sticks to that list and never deviates, let me tell ya. I end up spending about $180 worth of stuff for 2 people when I go... him, $ 60. Hey I throw cool stuff in the cart. What can I say.

Anywho, I got to go out for the first time in ages. I noticed they changed the place around quite a bit. I was looking for the pork and beans while David was getting his favorite sausage and I stumbled upon my favorite place. The Kitchen Gadget aisle. Oh Boy!! You could just hear the choir of angels singing...something like what was in David's work shed. I don't know how long I was there when David came up behind me and said, "No!" Just like that. I guess he saw me salivating cause he yelled for cleanup on aisle 5. Then he grabbed my arm and said come along dear. I think the lady next to us heard me say "But honey, I saw a new sex toy we could try," cause I heard uncontrollable laughing when we rounded the corner.
He said, "I can't take you anywhere!"
Hey but I'm fun. I'll be a riot when I'm 60,  just you wait and see.


  1. LOL, ahhh thats a classic.... I'm the same, we just have to have lovely new gadgets..thanks for brightening my day x

  2. That's awesome. And the horrible part is, for all the weirdos in the world, you know there's one out there that's used a corkscrew in a very inappropriate manner.

    Btw, I switched over to another site name: Sorry for the chaos. I just didn't want you to wonder why you were following a dead blog. :P


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