Most of y'all know I have to put up with David and his farts at night. This is somewhat of what could happen if the neighbors could hear my screams for help and fresh air. Maybe this is why I can't sleep.
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
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hee hee hee! separate bedrooms = no stink for you, david sleeps with his stink. works for my spouse & I.
oh geeze, I would have like to have seen the cops faces......
from a distance that is :)
LMAOOOOO oh dear. I'd do separate bedrooms, if a change in diet does nothing. And the story about the neighbors? Priceless.
What? No domestic abuse charges?
LOL! I don't know what to say? LOL!
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