It's Monday ... Again

This is kinda weird cause I'm not working, but I still hate Mondays. And yet I love them. It means David will be at work and not at home here bothering me. I love that man to pieces but he bothers the shit out of me when I want to sit outside alone to think or read.

Diet Site Review

I was contacted last year through my email from Christine. She was telling me about a diet site she was working on. Well she just contacted me again and the site is finished.  I went to check it out and it's pretty cool. 


SlimKicker is worth a look because it makes dieting seem like a game. There are challenges you can have against friends or other people on SK. You can rack up points, participate in giveaways and win special prizes. You can keep track of your weight loss, exercise activities, and if you need any help someone will be happy to talk to you. So if you have time go check it out.

Funny Christian Shit

HAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAAhahahaahahaaaaahahahaaaaaahahaaaahahahaaahahahahaa!!

  I think I wet myself

If You Need Drama In Your Life

Friday Funny

An old man and woman were  married for many years, even though they hated each other. 
Whenever  there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the  night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and  out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your  life!"

 Neighbors feared him.

 They believed he practiced magic  because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.  
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.  To everyone's  relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed  casket at the funeral. 
After the burial, she went straight to the  local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her  neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may  indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of  your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said,

"Let  him dig.  I had him buried face down. 
And I know he won't ask  for directions."

Laundry Ninjas

DISCLAIMER:  In no way were clothes disfigured, unraveled, burned, maimed, shot and/or killed in any way shape or form from said dryer appliance in this blog posting.

I do laundry like about twice a week for David and me. That's on Wednesdays and Sundays. I have no problems with doing laundry except when it comes to the dryer. It's a great dryer. David bought it last year after the one we had finally burned itself out.


But I've noticed that when I put David's polo shirts and his slacks in the dryer they are turned the right way, not inside out. Yet, when it comes time to take these items out of the dryer, the shirts are completely turned inside out, one leg of the pants are also inside out. 


Mkay, next time I'll turn the shirts inside out so they'll be turned the right way when I take them out of the dryer. No way in hell did that happen. They were still the same way I put them in when they finished drying. 


SOOOoooooooo. Yesterday I put them in the right side out instead of inside out. Guess what?! They came out inside out. WTF!!! This is crazy! I told David he needs to do something about the dryer and explained my problem to him. He just laughed and said I probably have Laundry Ninjas. Well that's just fucking great! Before it was Washer Gnomes stealing socks. Now I have Laundry Ninjas! WTF is next!??


I can't handle this. Where's my drugs?

The 10 Internet Plagues

In light of the Ten Commandments that was shown this past weekend I found this to entertain you. I know it's lame but shit, I gotta put something on here today and I'm a lazy bitch. You'll notice it's for the new Isis Pad. So I hope you like them.

10 INTERNET PLAGUES

It's Monday And It Sucks

Well David is home today, still. Yeppers it's a four day weekend for him. The stinker! So most of the day I'll be spending time outside hiding from Maury and Jerry Springer - all fucking day long! The man is crazy for trash TV. I don't get it. What is the attraction? It's so mindless. Sort of like Jersey Shore.


Besides sitting at his desk watching TV in the media room, he plays around with his computer and plays videos and shit so fucking loud that people can hear it down the street. 


I'll find something to do though. I have my Little Hal to keep me company and plenty of blogs to read  and catch up on so I won't get bored.