Friday Funny

 One day at a clinic, a male patient looked into the nurses eyes and 

said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?" 

"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty 

years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the 

tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it 

couldn't have been bigger than a  AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to 

the floor laughing.

A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On 

my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now

tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," he replied.

The nurse ran out of the room squealing in laughter.

I couldn't help myself. 

I should be shot for this one. I'm shameless, I know.