Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
I never considered that if I was a ghost I could go wherever I wanted for free. Scaring people that fucked with me in life would be a bonus!
Those criminal ghosts should be taken care of!! And floors in our building constantly rearrange themselves too.. it's worse than Hogwarts!
Oh how I love that Taaaaaahget sign (phonetic spelling). I'll be speaking in a bad Boston accent all day now. How do you like them apples? (Sorry, first Boston movie I thought of was Good Will Hunting.)
I'd love to be the phone receptionist at Pussies 'n Bitches!
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