Last night we were watching reruns of Real House Bitches of New Jersey. And out of the blue David asked me a favor. I decided to have some fun with him... so I took his hands in mine and batted my eyelashes as I looked fondly into his big hazel eyes and said, "anything for you my love." Then he asked me. I jumped over to the other side of the couch and said no. Not only no but "Hell No!" Noooooooo, neh eh, no way Jose, heck no, not without a note. NO!
As I said, I will do anything for my hubby/plaything cause I love him. I will cut his toe nails when they get too long which allows him to climb trees effortlessly. I will light and throw the dynamite for him when he's fishing. I will cut and style the hair on his back, and lovingly file the rough skin off his feet for him. I have seen some nasty, ugly things in my life... mangled people from car wrecks in the ER. Bloody stumps from missing limbs and an autopsy or two. But I will not go get Q-tips to clean out his nasty hairy ears. That is a big NO! I am not a maggot. It ain't gonna happen... ever.