It's the 4th of July on Sunday. Perfect day for a holiday, right? So Act like it you lousy bums !
Fly the flag high and proud and have your cookouts and fireworks. Fight off the hordes of ants in the pants, biting bugs and mosquitoes. Go Tubing down the river or boating or whatever you do on the 4th but make it a safe one. I want to see your crazy recovering from a drunken haze and overindulged fat asses back here on Monday morning bright and early... well maybe not so early. I'll give you some time to recuperate.