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Friday, July 16, 2010

Friday Funnies

We have many brothers and sisters that are Pagan in the armed forces. I found this while cleaning out my old emails... yes I'm a cyber pack rat. I save all my funny emails. I don't know who the author is but whoever you are ... thank you.



Military Pagans


How to tell if you're a Military Pagan:
 
1.  When you use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles.
 
2.  When your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16.
 
3.  When your robe is made of camouflage material.


4.  When your cakes & wine come from MRE's.
 
5.  When your book of shadows contains plans on defusing bombs, poison   antidotes and basic survival techniques.
 
6.  When your circle is marked by barb-wire.
 
7.  When you have to ride an ATV or HumVee to get to the Covenstead.
 
8.  When you use an artillery shell casing for your God symbol.
 
9.  When you take down a tent to move the Covenstead.
 
10. When your familiar is either a Doberman, Rotweiller or German Shepherd.
 
11. When you use a hubcap for a scrying dish.
 
12. When you use teargas to smudge when doing banishings.
 
13. When your goddess symbol is Tank Girl.
 
14. When 1st degree training includes Ninjisu or other forms of martial arts.
 

15. When your circle name is Spike, Slash, Ripcord, Hawkeye, Bubba, or anything that ends with 'ster'. See photo on right for Spike, Slash, and Rip..um  cord. Uh yeah, uh huh. My, my, my goodness. I do love men in military uh, uniform. Hmmmmm. Wuff.

 Ok, uh yeah, lost my whole train of thought there. 

16. When you use machine gun fire to cast your circle.
 
17. Instead of using an acorn or pine cone, you use a hand grenade for a God symbol (if there isn't an artillery shell available).
 
18. When you use a compass for a divination tool.
 
19. When you use a bullet on a string for a pendulum.
 
20. When you call your High Priest "Commander", and your High Priestess "General" or "Bitch Queen". 



Have a really nice fun weekend my minions. Love you all. xoxoxoxoxoxox
 

7 comments:

  1. Love it!

    Your Book of Shadows could also be one of the 'LOG BOOKS' you'll find in any duty room

    hahhahaaha, I'll have to show this to my hubby. (Marine -- nickname was Lastname- STER for a while HA!)

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  2. LOL too funny. And OMG that picture, nice.

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  3. THank you............for the eye candy and the list....yummy and too too funny in that order if you pleas, says the Olde Bagg.

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  4. LOL I love this... and thems very pretty boys..

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  5. HAHAHAHAHA!! Ok I live in a military town and this is so freakin funny..its not even cute..
    Great post doll!

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  6. Wow glad you all liked the post. I really need to put more eye candy on here for my minions.
    Thank you all for the comments.

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  7. Greetings...Just found your blog...thanks for the great pictures...like you, love a man 'in' uniform...

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